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Remember the year that Walls did a range of Magnum ice creams called the Seven Deadly Sins?
I thought I'd help them out with a new range, based on mildly annoying personality traits (the sins having been done). I wrote them a letter but they never even answered (sob!) But as the summer is coming, I thought I'd publish it here anyway:
 
Dear Magnum people,

I just wanted to let you know how great I thought your 7 Deadly Sins were, especially Gluttony, which I could eat all year.  Greed was good too but a bit pricey, and Jealousy was nearly as good.  I was curious about Lust but could never find one, and when I realised I’d somehow missed Sloth too I didn’t bother with the rest, especially Vanity, which wasn’t my sort of thing.

But I did think you’d be overjoyed with my suggestions for next year’s range:  the 7 Irritating Minor Character Flaws.  I’ve included a few extra in case you didn’t think all of them were suitable:

1)  Irritability.

This exciting innovation in ice cream has space dust / pop rocks and bits of candy floss stuck to the chocolate casing.  The inside is vanilla ice cream, although it says chocolate on the wrapper.

2)  Envy.

This one is packaged in a cardboard box, so you can’t tell until you open it that they are all slightly different sizes.

3)  Complacency.

This one is a slab of vanilla ice cream in a wrapper, without any chocolate or a stick.  After all, they’ll probably bring their own teaspoon and a chocolate bar to go with it won’t they.

4)  Lateness.

This one hasn’t quite frozen yet.  But when it does, it will be really good, I promise.

5)  Hypochondria.

This one has a centre of bright yellow and green lemon and lime sorbet, coated in red raspberry sauce and a white sugar-frosted lemon casing with lots of cracks in it.  So refreshing!

6)  Compulsive Tidiness.  
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Top 10 Chocolate Father's Day Gifts
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Is your Dad a chocolate lover who deserves the finest on Father's Day? If he is, have a look at the incredible range of gift ideas for him at Chocolate Trading Company. They source the finest chocolates from the best brands around the world to ensure every mouthful of chocolate is incredible. Your Dad will love his gift as he will be able to kick his feet up, put the telly on and indulge in luxury;

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Chocolate cigar
Chocolate cigar
This single chocolate cigar is coated in a rich 56% dark chocolate. Shaped and labelled to look like the best hand rolled cigars.
Our Price £4.25

6 milk chocolate sardines in a net
6 milk chocolate sardines in a net
Michel Cluizel has netted a fine catch with this fun bag of chocolate sardines. Six, very realistic, milk chocolate sardines still bearing the Michel Cluizel hallmark and high quality guarantee.
Our Price £3.95

Tin of 5 milk chocolate sardines
Tin of 5 milk chocolate sardines
Fine chocolate doesn't have to be serious. These five milk chocolate sardines from Michel Cluizel are still made of the highest quality ingredients, but with an added element of fun. A very realistic finish to the tin and chocolate sardines enclosed.
Our Price £6.95

Les Champignons, caramel & chocolate mushrooms
Les Champignons, caramel & chocolate mushrooms
These unique delights by Michel Cluizel are both delicious and enchanting! The mushroom's dark chocolate cap is filled with a crunchy almond nougatine and the stem is made of butter caramel surrounded in a white and dark chocolate shell. We find everybody loves these.
Our Price £7.99

Dark chocolate coated coffee beans
Dark chocolate coated coffee beans
The finest chocolate covered coffee beans we have ever experienced. These "Grains D'Arome" from Michel Cluizel are created from slowly roasted Arabica coffee beans from Brazil. Enrobed in fine dark chocolate and packing all the flavour that one should expect from a Michel Cluizel speciality.
Our Price £8.50

Equinoxe Collection Gift Box
Equinoxe Collection Gift Box
A substantial 500g presentation box of assorted, luxury chocolate nibbles of Valrhona high quality. Dark chocolate enrobed candied orange peel, milk and dark chocolate enrobed hazelnuts, milk and dark chocolate enrobed nougatine and dark chocolate enrobed coffee beans.
Our Price £26.95

Equinoxe Noir, dark chocolate enrobed nuts
Equinoxe Noir, dark chocolate enrobed nuts
A large 250g box of high quality Marconas almonds and Italian hazelnuts. Covered in fine, Valrhona 55% cocoa dark chocolate. The Valrhona Equinoxe Noir is smartly packaged for gift giving or personal delight.
Our Price £14.95

The Dark Chocolate Tasting Hamper
The Dark Chocolate Tasting Hamper
A chocolate gift hamper containing a selection of some of the finest dark chocolates in the world! Includes a guide with tasting notes on the special chocolates included. Finished with a sophisticated wrap and ribbon. This fine chocolate hamper contains 4 specialist dark chocolate bars from makers such as Amedei, Michel Cluizel and Valrhona and a box of assorted dark chocolates. Contents may vary. A gift card is included in the price!
Our Price £29.99

The Chocoholics Hamper
The Chocoholics Hamper
This contemporary chocolate hamper is filled with an addictive selection of fine milk and dark chocolates. Finished with our Chocoholics wrap and ribbon. Contains; chocolate and caramel mushrooms, fine drinking chocolate flakes, organic truffles, milk chocolate caramels and a fine milk chocolate bar. Contents may vary. A Gift card is included in the price!
Our Price £32.99

The Organic Chocolate Hamper
The Organic Chocolate Hamper
This organic chocolate hamper contains a selection of the finest, organic chocolates from around the world. Includes; four boxes of award winning, Booja Booja, dark chocolate truffles from England. A milk and dark chocolate bar from Valrhona and a single origin, dark chocolate bar from Pralus. Incredibly good chocolate and certified organic. Stylishy presented and finished with satin ribbon and gift tag. A gift card is already included in the price.
Our Price £35.99 
 

 
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Men discovered in chocolate lorry
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Suspected illegal immigrants were found "covered in cocoa powder" in a lorry as it arrived at the Mars factory in Slough - well that's one way to make an entrance!
 
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